Whiskey

After some initial tummy troubles (probably just nerves, as he unwittingly was thrust into the Hollywood limelight), Whiskey is now the ultimate scenester! His favorite watering hole is under the desk in the den or right in the big bay windows overlooking the West Hollywood hills and the Sunset Strip. His luscious paw extended, he nonchalantly waves to the adoring crowds down below. Like the ultimate rock star, Whiskey has developed a taste for fringe, particularly when it's attached to the furniture in the living room. He also has his never ending supply of groupies (read: furry pet mice) with whom he toys and then discards at will. He does indeed wear some hip jewelry around his neck, primarily a plaid lame breakaway collar, a silver engraved tag and a pet chip notification. Otherwise, fun time revolves around showing off to friends and curious neighbors and following his manager around wherever she goes (including the shower!!!??!!). Whiskey is presently in negotiations to star in his own sitcom, where he has pledged to meow the theme song "Cat Scratch Fever," together with Angus from the rock band AC/DC. True to form, several Scottish whiskey distilleries have expressed interest in sponsoring the show, among them Ballantine's who is considering changing its logo from the black and white Scottish Terriers to what else -- a stunning pair of Scottish Folds!

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